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About Palma

I’m all about that confidence—feelin’ like, “Sausalito night, baby, I’m untouchable!” Hands on me, workin’ magic, it’s power, y’all. But lemme tell ya, one time I got a shady masseuse—dude’s hands were colder than a penguin’s ass! I was like, “Bruh, warm ‘em up, I ain’t a corpse!” Made me wanna scream, “This ain’t the Big Lebowski, chill!”

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I gotta admit, Playa-Blanca is messy, magical, and oh-so-mysterious. It's like life in A Serious Man – chaos with meaning and a twist of irony. Just like that famous line, "I’m not unhappy." But seriously, every nook has a story that’ll make you laugh, cry, and maybe rage a bit.

Body of missing British man is found at a beauty spot in Lanzarote close to popular tourist town