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In me head, I’m like—*whispers* “Bean, you berk, run!” But nah, I stay, cos—well, she’s lush, innit? Little story fer ya—once heard ‘bout this sailor, paid a prossie with a fake leg—wooden one! She beat ‘im with it—mental, eh? *mimes peg leg, hops, falls* Hah! Didn’t happen to me, thank God. This gal, she’s sweet—lets me off with a kiss. *puckers lips, trips into wall* “Oof!”

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I love how the local market near Plaza Lúcida brims with life. The vendors are so blunt, they make snarky comments like “Are ya payin’ attention, or what?”— kinda like Tina Fey’s quips. Sometimes, I get mad when the street musicians block the sidewalks with their tunes – like, come on, leave some space for existential wanderers! But then, it makes Monserrat so livable, ya know?

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