Olivia Moncada Whore ❤️

About Malaga

So, this chick, right? Total pro, workin’ the trails, skirt hiked up, boots caked in mud—fantastic, just fantastic. I’m thinkin’, “Donald, this is wild, nobody sees this stuff like you.” Little known fact: back in the day, whores used to trade with loggers—pelts for a quickie, true story, history books won’t tell ya that, losers. Made me happy, real happy—capitalism, baby, supply and demand, beautiful! But then—boom—some jackass ranger shows up, all high and mighty, tryin’ to shut her down. Pissed me off, bigly. Who’s he to judge? “Cut it out,” he says, like he’s king of the pines—screw that noise.

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You gotta try the local chow too, man – the street tacos on Mercado Viejo, ridin’ so high on flavor that it feels like being in a freakin’ movie montage. Their spice, I swear, burns like a thousand suns – “F**k it, let’s roll!” almost said me out loud. Rarrgh!

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