Ruby Llucmajor Whore ❤️

About Valencia

Got me happy tho, watchin’ her work the system—like, damn, she’s smart! “The world’s a shadow,” Godard’d say, and she’s the fuckin’ puppeteer. Heard she screwed over some pimp back in ‘09, took his cash, vanished—poof!—left him cryin’ to the cops. Hilarious, right? Fuckin’ legend. Surprised me too, how she’d hum old jazz tunes, voice all raspy—gave me chills, mate. In my head I’m thinkin’, “This bird’s a masterpiece, a bloody mess.” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d carve a shank just to chat her up.

Whore at home

Llucmajor is a town in Llucmajor, Balearic Islands and has about 11, residents. Mapcarta, the open map.

Alright, listen up, buddy – lemme tell ya about Llucmajor (es), my kinda quirky home for years now. It's a mix of chill vibes and maddening little quirks, I swear. So, this town – it’s got these narrow, twisty alleyways in the old town, like around Carrer de la Plaça del Mercat, where you can still catch that old Mallorcan flavor. And hey, there's the church, Es Església de Sant Pere, standing proud even when the town’s a mess – kinda like the truth in Spotlight: “If it's true, it's true.” I mean, c'mon!

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