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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes got their own lingo. Ever hear of “two-penny upright”? Quick shag standin’ up, cheap as dirt. Rose prob’ly done a million of ‘em. I laugh, thinkin’ bout it—her hikin’ up skirts in some alley. “That’s the spirit!” I say, all sarcastic. She smirks—first time I see her smile. Kinda pretty, if ya squint.

Do you know where to look for your escort in Mallorca?

Llucmajor, the most extensive municipality on the beautiful island of Mallorca, offers visitors a unique experience combining history, culture, and natural beauty.

You ask about my favorite spots? Alright, listen – near the local market is a dingy coffee shack that barely looks like a place to get caffeine but, oh boy, its espresso is life. I’m such a sucker; even when my code is buggy AF, one sip makes everything “pretty, pretty good.” And on some chilly nights I wander around the foothills, just ranting at the stars, pondering on life like, “No, seriously, what is this?” My dating app mess-ups maybe, but hey, I'm an honest dude here, not sh-tin’ around.

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