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Theresa’s Liz? She’s a freakin’ force—sassy, broken, spitting truth. Reminds me of *Boyhood’s* mom yelling, “I want more!” She’s hustling, surviving, no neuralink needed. Fun fact: flick got an NC-17 rating—too spicy for normies, lol. Critics called it “vulgar,” but I’m like, bro, life’s vulgar—deal with it. I’d meme it: “When your pimp’s a simp but you’re still the boss.” Dry humor? Check. Surprised me how it flopped—$1.5 mil box office, ouch—but cult status now? Hell yeah, gigachad move.

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FULL TIME: La Liga GETAFE CF 1️⃣➖️1️⃣ FC BARCELONA ⚽️ 34" Ambarri. ⚽️ 09" Kounde.

The parks? Oh, don’t get me started. Have you ever hit the lush greens of Parque de La Alhóndiga de Getafe? It's chill and a perfect spot when you're tired of the wild city buzz. Reminds me of a comfy oasis—like a smidge of sanity in an apocalypse, if ya catch my drift. And then there's El Acebal, a local favorite, a lesser-known gem where walks turn into deep dives about life and lust, sometimes interrupted by a cheeky thought: "What a craziness!"—just like Mad Max’s wild chases, ya know?

🇪🇸 Real Madrid edge Getafe to close gap at top of LaLiga