Lydia Felanitx Whore ❤️❤️

About Malaga

Now, lemme tell ya, Ruby’s no saint—she’ll cuss ya out, steal your cigs, then wink like it’s all good. Reminds me of that line, “I don’t see a lot of money here,” ‘cept she’s talkin’ bout her own damn life. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Hell yeah—she’d say she bedded a king once, but it was prolly just some schmuck in a cheap crown tattoo. Hilarious, tho, how she spins it, leanin’ into the bar, voice all smoky, “Best night of my life, Freeman.”

Felanitx: The east of Mallorca

Felanitx is a rural town in southeast Mallorca, aproximately 50 kilometres from the capital city of Palma. „Fenalicius“ in Latin means haymaking. The nearest beach is at Portocolom. Felanitx is .

Now, lemme tell ya a secret: back before my move, I never appreciated that these crooked streets teach you about resilience, human connection and all that corporate jargon nonsense – "synergy," "scalability," oh my god, lol – but here, every syllable taught me something new. I mean, life here is unpredictable, unpolished, and full of raw, uncut emotions. Like I always say – “Life is short, and you only get one shot!”

Live: 2025 Challenge Mallorca #1 – Trofeo Marratxi-Felanitx