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About Valencia

Ruh-roh! The awkward sexts – cringe city! “Wanna bone?” – ugh, so lame. Cracks me up, tho. People tryin’ too hard, ya know? Pro tip: don’t send dick pics unsolicited. Learned that from X posts – girls hate it! Be smooth, not a doofus.

Felanitx: The east of Mallorca

Was Magdalene a repentant prostitute, the apostle of the apostles, or both? Was her most important role as a witness to the resurrection? The answers found in.

Oh mate, Felanitx is such a gem, like "Almost Famous" in real life – it's f**king brilliant! Walking down Carrer de l’Església, I swear you can feel the pulse of the town. I’m a family psychologist here, right? This place is a living case study – families, old couples on park benches, kids running wild – a real microcosm of society. And yeah, I’m David Brent level cringey sometimes, but hey, that's life, innit?

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