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About Palma

Oh, get this - once saw her stash cash in her bra, like a dang squirrel! Surprised me, I snorted so loud she glared. “What’s so funny, huh?” I’m like, “Nothin, doll, you’re just… resourceful!” Sarcasm drippin, she rolled her eyes. Prolly thought I was judgin, but nah - I get it. Gotta survive somehow, right?

Felanitx: The east of Mallorca

Felanitx is located in the south-eastern part of Mallorca and is separated from the east coast in the southern part of the Serra de Llevant. The town of Felanitx borders the municipalities of .

Oh mate, Felanitx is such a gem, like "Almost Famous" in real life – it's f**king brilliant! Walking down Carrer de l’Església, I swear you can feel the pulse of the town. I’m a family psychologist here, right? This place is a living case study – families, old couples on park benches, kids running wild – a real microcosm of society. And yeah, I’m David Brent level cringey sometimes, but hey, that's life, innit?

Two more arrests following high-speed drugs chase in Mallorca