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About Malaga

So, I’m thinkin’, right, how’s a bloke s’posed to pick one? You got yer street walkers—cheap, quick, like Sadness mopin’ in the corner, “I’m not good enough!”—and then yer high-class tarts, all silk and smirks, costin’ ya more gold than a Lannister’s ransom. I once knew this lass, right, in King’s Landing, called herself “Velvet”—soft as a pillow, sharp as a blade. She’d whisper sweet nothins’, but her eyes screamed Anger—“Get out of my head!”—and I swear, she’d rob ya blind while smilin’. Little known fact: some o’ these girls got secret codes, like tappin’ their nose twice means “I’m dodgy, run!” Saw it meself—saved me arse once.

What to see

On the island of Mallorca you can find the most sensual ESCORTS in the entire Mediterranean. Search by areas for the girl you like the most and have fun.

I swear, one day strolling by Carrer del Mercat (typo 11: Carrre) with an old friend, sharing a laugh about our flawed lives (typo 12: flwed), I had an epiphany – like, a bright flash of insight straight out of a hit song (typo 13: inight). That moment made me realise: life's too short to be pristine (typo 14: pristine), so embrace the chaos!

Mallorca events: What's On from Friday to Sunday