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About Valencia

Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya ‘bout them sex escorts! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout how wild it gets—like in *Melancholia*, when Justine says, “The earth is evil, Mabel!”—and I’m like, honey, some o’ these escort folks prolly feel that too! They out here, struttin’ like peacocks, makin’ cash hand over fist, and I ain’t mad at ‘em! Shoot, I seen one gal—ooh, she was finer than frog hair—workin’ the streets like it’s her own dang planet. Made me happy as a pig in mud, ‘cause she owned it!

Luce Foundation residential week at El Puerto de Santa Maria

2 bookable campsites within 15 miles of El Puerto de Santa María. Sorted by distance (as the crow flies).

Truth be told, I get so attached to these spots. They ground me. Some days, I laugh; others, I'm pissed off at the hustle. But it's all part of the charm. I live in these streets, breathe every corner, and every sound speaks to my soul, ya know?

A taste of Spain’s sunshine coast: a foodie tour of Costa de la Luz