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Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

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I cruise down Calle del Sol, super lit with cafes that smell like fresh dreams. There’s also Avenida La Luna—hey, it's kinda magical at night, like you're in an Inception dream. “You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling…” (yeah, got that Nolan vibe goin' on, haha).

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