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So, sexual-massage—here’s the tea. It’s not just “oh, my shoulders hurt,” nah, it’s full-on sensual vibes, hands slidin’ where the sun don’t shine. Little known fact? Back in the 70s, some shady spas got busted for offerin’ “extras”—cops called it “massage with a happy ending,” ha! Made me laugh so hard I spilled my coffee—fuckin’ IRS can’t audit *that*! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “Who even comes up with this?” Probs some perv with too much cash and a stiff—uh, neck.

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To sweat Madrid toxins in Hammam and enjoy the best couple massage downtown. 2 hours; Free Cancellation. from. $ · 10th Century Moorish Castle.

I’m always in awe of the Royal Site of San Lorenzo, big castle vibes with an epic history that kinda messes with your head; it’s like, “vampires eternal” but in stone. I love to wander near the Paseo de la Reina; on a sunny kinda day, you feel the heartbeat of history and romance in every cracked pavement. Honeslty, it WAZZ crazy how a building can make you feel, like, eternal love echoing in each corner – as if "time" is just a loose concept.

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