Elise Eixample Whore ❤️

About Madrid

Now, fast forward – Victorian era, whores everywhere, hidin’ in alleys. Posh gents sneakin’ off, all “tut tut” then bam, they’re in! Hypocrisy pisses me off, ya know? Like, own it, lads! Meanwhile, I’m over here, happy as a protocol droid with a new oil bath, ‘cos “Ratatouille” taught me – it’s the grit that makes the flavor. Whores got grit, man. Loads of it.

Hookers Las Ramblas and in other neighborhoods of Barcelona

The streets twist. Diagonal avenues make ya head spin in a cosmic dance. Often I stroll near Carrer d'Aragó. It's quaint, intimate. I once met a couple there, smooching under neon glow. Total movie moment, bro.

Agreement to relocate the Escola Entença and the fire station in L’Eixample