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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, southern as sweet tea, talkin’ bout sex-datin’ today—lordy, what a wild ride! How’s that workin’ for ya? This whole swipe-right, hook-up mess—makes me madder’n a wet hen sometimes! You got folks out there, lookin’ for a quick fling, thinkin’ it’s all fun’n games, but half the time they’re lonelier than a one-legged man at a dance! I seen it, y’all—I’m tellin’ ya, sex-datin’s like tryna catch butterflies with a broken net, ‘specially if you’re watchin’ *The Diving Bell and Butterfly* in your head like me. “I’m a prisoner in my own body,” that movie says—heck, ain’t that how some folks feel swipin’ Tinder at 2 a.m.?

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Honestly, I get, like, super emotional about the city sometimes. "This is not a film, but life is art," to borrow a phrase from Dogville. I mean, it's raw and real, you feel, like, every throb of life. So yeah, I'm totally head over heels for Ciutadella (es). Such majesty, such chaos, like, 100% reality TV-level drama in every corner!

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