Gabriella Cazorla Whore ❤️

About Valencia

She ain’t no kraken, mind – folk reckon she’s fierce, but naw, she’s a darlin’. Swam with one, I did – well, near enough – water so clear I nigh pissed meself from glee! Them spots, tho, hypnotizin’ – like gold coins spillin’ from a chest. Ye ever see that? Prolly not, ye landlubber. Made me laugh, thinkin’ – “What use is geometry?” like Carlos mutters. Whore don’t need no geometry, just drifts, free as rum on a breeze.

Club career

Cazorla — coming to life like a mutant John Lee Hooker combo. The Dirty Dozen might see something of themselves in such goosing of.

Lol, check: some streets are so narrow, ya can barely turn! Kinda like my thoughts sometimes... err, whatevs, right? I've had mad sessions where a client spilled tea on me, and I blurted, "White Material, on spilled dreams!" – sounds poetic, right? I got my quirks, man.

Arsenal icon has already said he wants to come back and replace Edu Gaspar as sporting director