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About Valencia

So, I’m strollin’ through this dodgy alley—smells like piss and regret—lookin’ for her. Eyes sharp, suit crisp, cos even here, I’m the smoothest bastard around. There’s this bird, right, leanin’ on a wall, skirt shorter than a sniper’s patience. I’m like, “Oi, love, you workin’?” She smirks, all sassy, “Depends who’s askin’, handsome.” Cheeky minx! I’m chuffed—she’s got spirit, not just some dead-eyed doll.

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It would be better for all if brothels were legalised and regulated. Why aren't they? Is it just because we don't like that sort of thing?

I also dig the calm of Río Cazorla. I sit by its banks when work gets crazy. Water babbles like it knows all your secrets. There's this secret nook by El Salto del Cabrero – a hidden waterfall as if nature decided to give us a wink. I was there once, so cold it made my bones shiver! Crazy, huh?

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