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About Palma

So, sexual-massage—it’s this weird combo, part relaxin’, part somethin’ else. I read once—get this—ancient China had these “healers” doin’ it, callin’ it “energy work.” Yeah, right, energy work my ass! More like a happy-endin’ scam! I’m picturin’ it now—some emperor goin’, “Fix my chi, but make it quick!”—and bam, 3,000 years later, we’re still at it. Makes me laugh, but also—kinda pissed! Why’s it gotta be so hush-hush? Like, just say it—massage with a side of naughty! Don’t gimme that “therapeutic” crap.

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Welcome to Asian Dreams Massage Salon, the perfect sanctuary for indulging in traditional Thai, Balinese, Swedish, and other types of massages.

Oi, yo, listen up mate! Lemme tell ya 'bout Benalmadena (es) – it's well wicked, innit! I been runnin' me massage joint on Calle de la Victoria for yonks, and trust, this city got mad vibes. Benalmadena, bruv, it's all cobblestone streets, sandy bays, and mad busy markets. Ya got spots like Puerto Marina – proper posh, all shiny boats an' restaurants. Yo, sometimes I clock peeps strollin' 'round, all glamorous-like, while me clients come in stressed like, "Is it 'cos I is black?" – proper banter, innit.

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