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I’m obsessed with *Amélie*, that French fairy tale where she’s all “the world’s a playground!” Escort’s kinda the opposite—more like “the world’s a hustle, deal with it.” Picture this: some gal—or guy, no judgies—strutting into a gig, all dolled up, thinkin’ they’re about to charm the pants off (ha!) some rich weirdo. Next thing, they’re dodging a dude who’s like, “I paid, so you’re mine.” Gross. Makes me wanna scream louder than when I flubbed my *SNL* lines. Pissed me off when I read about this one escort—true story—booked by a politician who swore he’d “fix her life.” Yeah, right, buddy, fix your comb-over first.

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Mis medidas son perfectas, esbelta, sensual y picante, me gusta mucho hablar y.

I been livin’ here for years and swear, every corner be whisperin’ stories. I seen folks get mad ‘bout small stuff, but me? I ride that wave, lettin’ opinions float away like confetti, ya feel me? Sometimes I laugh at the irony, sometimes I get so damn surprised—like that one time at Mercado Municipal when a stray parrot stole a sandwich. Crazy, right?

Weather mayhem in Spain’s Valencia: Trains are cancelled while roads and ports are closed as DANA knocks down trees and causes flooding