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Like, check it – whores ain’t just hookers, nah. Word’s old as dirt, goes back to them Middle Ages or whatever. Meant “loose chick” or some crap, but now? Pfft, it’s all over X posts, slung around like mud! Saw this one post, dude swore his ex was a “whore of Babylon” – I laughed so hard I choked on my Slurpee! Little known fact, tho – Shakespeare dropped “whore” like 50 times in his plays. Guy was obsessed, prolly had some pent-up issues, haha!

Things to do in Alcudia

I have been holidaying in Mallorca for 50 years; it is a very safe, friendly island. I don't know about living in Alcudia, but I should imagine.

Ah, my dear friend, let me tell you 'bout the quirkiest, loveliest slice of Mallorcan heaven – Alcudia, or as I fondly dub it, PAlcudia (es)! Cor blimey, this place simply oozes history and charm at every corner, like a cinematic masterpiece that makes you wanna shout "I drink your milkshake!" in the style of "There Will Be Blood" – though with less oil and more sunburnt skin.

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