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So, sexual-massage—fancy term for rubbin’ one out with extra steps, right? I mean, ya go in all tense, some chick or dude’s got their paws all over ya, and it’s supposed to be “therapeutic.” Ha! Don’t gimme that malarkey—I’ve seen the backrooms of retail, I know sketchy when I see it. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, these “massage parlors” were poppin’ up like zits on a teen—cops busted one in my old town, found out the “masseuse” was a ex-stripper named Candy. True story! Made me laugh ‘til I cried—happy tears, ‘cause who doesn’t love a good bust?

Sensual Massage by female therapists in Alameda

sensual massage that is sublime. If you are thinking of visiting La Maison, you will find a professionally run Spa where you can go with.

I gotta say, my biz has its quirks – it's like living in a real-life indie flick. It’s raw, unfiltered life. I seen couples rekindle their passion after a session, making me smile, feelin' like the city's actually a love letter penned down in sweat and dreams.

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