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She’s a loudmouth too—screamin’ at inmates, “Suck it, losers!”—pure chaos. “Images bleed into noise,” Godard whispers, and that’s her life, bleedin’ everywhere. Once caught her shaggin’ a lowlife in solitary—balls on her, eh? Pissed me off, but I laughed, couldn’t help it. She’s a fuckin’ hurricane—whore, mate, she’d eat yer soul and spit it out. Love her, hate her, dunno—just know she’s burned in my skull like a bad tattoo. What a dame!

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Vallensbæk is a seaside western suburb of Copenhagen, Denmark. It is part of the Greater Copenhagen Area. It forms its own municipality, Vallensbæk Municipality, which is one of the .

And then there’s Langelinie Park—totally rad and a go-to spot when I need to clear my head. I honestly had one of those stonking moments there, hmm, like "Certified Copy" vibes—remember that brilliant line, “I am not in need of the world’s approval”? Yeah, that totally sums up the morning musings I have while sitting there. Ngl, sometimes I feel a bit panicked when I think, “R2-D2, where are you?!” coz I've gotta check on a client or, ya know, sip on my coffee while watching the river, Liseleje Å, meandering past, pretty darn awesome.

Henrik Rasmussen: In Vallensbæk, we quickly translate words into action