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She’s buyin’ condoms, whiskey, and gum—classy, right? I’m ringin’ her up, tryna not laugh, ‘cause who mixes that combo? A pro, that’s who! Little known fact—back in ‘05, Malick’s crew said the set smelled like lust and dirt—kinda like her, honestly. I’m peekin’ at her, wonderin’ how many suckers she’s got wrapped ‘round her finger. Makes me mad, ya know? These dudes fallin’ for it—pathetic! “Why so serious?” I mutter, and she glares—oops, said it out loud!

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I gotta spill: one day, coding the new app, I got so mad at some buggy script, I nearly left my desk – but then, I looked out the window at the funny ducks swimmin' by, and it hit me, life’s quirky. Was like in that movie, you feel me? Where, like, every moment is brimming with unexpected beauty and chaos? Yeah, man, total "Tabu" moment!

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