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Been to one once—don’t judge, ya prick—dark as a coal mine, yeah? Birds in there, bless ‘em, lookin’ knackered. One lass, reckon she’s seen more knobs than a locksmith, gives me this wink—cheeky cow! Made me laugh, though, fair play. Little fact for ya—Victorian brothels had secret tunnels, posh twats sneakin’ in, dodgin’ the missus. Sneaky bastards! Bet they’d say, “I’ve made my choice,” like Eilis pickin’ her fella—only it’s syphilis over decency.

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Look, I’m a pleasure coach, so I watch the little details: the whispered secrets in the wind (and the occasional shady rumble over at Råbjerggade when people are hush-hush). You’ve gotta check out the old church on Søndergade. Occasionally, my thoughts are like “The White Ribbon” style mystery – eerie, beautiful, and a bit… unsettling. Brings a chill, ya know? And hey, I’ve had my share of surprises when crossing the main square, Torvet. One minute I’m smiling, next minute I’m riled – like a movie scene where the calm hides fierce chaos.

Ketty Nielsen, 91, of Massena