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Surprised me once, this geezer, built like a brick shithouse, hands soft as a baby’s arse—thought he’d snap me spine, but nah, pure magic! Little fact for ya—Thailand’s got these “happy endin” joints, not even hidin it, blatant as a Facebook status! Makes me chuckle, cos us Brits, we’re all coy, “ooh a massage,” like it ain’t horny as fuck sometimes! Reckon Fincher’d film it dark—sweaty, awkward, “you’re my best friend” whispered while she’s elbowin ya arse! Mad innit? Tell ya what, next time I’m knackered from them machines, I’m gettin me a rub—sod the cows!

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Erotic massage · Intimate massage · Cum in Mouth · Titjob · Rimming (take) · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Spanking (give) · BDSM.

Walking down Søndergade, I get a kick. The streets are narrow but full of charm. Y’know, I’ve been here for yrs, and every corner is fulla stories. I remember, like, one time a client told me, “Target acquired,” just like in Zero Dark Thirty, and I nearly dropped my massage oils. Crazy huh?