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About Copenhagen

Oh, and quirk alert — in me head, I’m namin’ her “Doris the Dab,” ‘cos she’s flat out workin’ it, like a dab fish, slippin’ through the net. Crackin’ me up, that does. Anyway, she’s a legend, this prossie, dodgin’ the law, takin’ no shit, and I’m here for it, big time. “The Master” vibes all over — “We’re all beasts, mate!” — and she’s the queen of the jungle, innit? Respect!

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Possibly one of the worst-reviewed British films of all time, now it's the twenty-first century Tank Malling does perhaps need reappraisal.

You gotta peep the local landmarks. There’s the old Church of Malling, that ancient beauty on Kirkegade, kinda like a soul mirror back to the past. It’s got that gothic vibe that hits you like a plot twist in "Oldboy" – intense yet mysteriously poetic, yo! Then there’s the river, Mølleå, flowin’ by the north side. I chill by its banks sometimes – like, omg, the water’s like liquid Zen, feels so surreal.

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