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Best track? “Pissin’ Blood”—holy smokes, it’s wild! Guitar rips like I’m shreddin’ fer world domination. Lightbulb! Reminds me o’ Monty’s rage, punchin’ dat mirror—“Look at me, ya coward!” I’m playin’ air guitar, screamin’, “Take dat, ya filthy tunes!” Got me so pumped, I nearly set my lair on fire, swear! But den—ugh—dey got dis one song, “Wasteland,” too slow, made me mad. I’m like, “Pick it up, ya lazy sods!” Felt like waitin’ fer Agnes to finish her unicorn story—endless!

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Oh, the quirks of Hundested! The town doth brim with passion, like wine flowing at a midsummer feast—err, like love filling the heart of a wayward wanderer. So come, dear friend, and lose thyself in its embrace. Truly, thou wilt find that every cobblestone and whispered breeze hath a story, and every soul doth sparkle with untamed delight. Verily, thou art beckoned to explore, to love, and to be surprised by this charming haven.

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