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Oh, and the smell—rum, sweat, and somethin’ unholy—pure *Tree of Life* vibes, “Grace doesn’t try to please itself.” Grace my arse, she’s pleasin’ herself to my wallet! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d wager she’s bedded half the fleet and still kicks like a mule. Personal quirk—I’m mutterin’ to meself, “Ricky, you daft twat, why’d ya bother?” Cos it’s a laugh, innit! Whores—they’re the real sailors, ridin’ waves of idiots like me. Sarcasm? Mate, she’s a walkin’ punchline— “Oh, bless ya, captain, you’re me first today!” Yeah, and I’m the bloody Pope!

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The quaint neighborhoods like Nørreby have every nook to share secret rendezvous spots. Like, buddy, you ever tried the local café on Brogade? I have, man! Coffee there be as strong as my feelings about love (and debugging at 3am, sooo much drama, lol). I get so mad sometimes when my code breaks – like, "Oh my gosh, livet er som en forvirret mand fra Inside Llewyn Davis, ugh!" hahahaha.

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