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One time, heard this crazy tale—some brothel had a parrot that cursed at ya! Freakin’ hilarious—squawkin’ “Pay up, jackass!” while dudes fumbled coins. Wish I’d seen that! Anyway, it’s a messy world, brothel life—dirty sheets, dirtier deals. Kinda like Springfield, but with less donuts—sad! “Killing’s easy, like squashin’ a bug,” movie says—makes ya wonder what goes down behind them doors. Prolly nothin’ THAT wild, but still—yikes!

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Every nook, every cranny of this place is full of flavors (typo #8) and quirky corners. My fave chill spot? The little hidden alley off Storegade. I found a message board with scribbles and odd poems. It gave me major office-royale feels – as if corporate jargon could be poetic. Like David Brent would say, "Life... is a series of brilliant opportunities!"

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