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Humor tho – whores got the best banter. Mate told me one goes, “Five quid, I’ll make ya forget ya mum!” I’m creasin’, bruv! Sarcasm’s their shield, keeps ‘em sane. Me, I’d be shite at it – too clumsy, trip over me own laces tryin’ to strut. Whores tho, they own it, proper queens of the street. You ever clock that? Next time, watch ‘em close – real talk, they’re legends in their own fucked-up movie. Respect, fam!

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Oh, and the river Strøm, bro – it winds by the central park, Faellesparken. That park is a chill haven where locals hit the grass, fuzzy dogs run wild, and I even got some fresh ideas for new massage techniques. My old man used to say, “Life's like a babbling brook,” but seriously, I listen to the river and it’s like the city whispers, “Keep punchin’, man, keep punchin’!”

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