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I tried it once—don’t judge, ya prick—some chick named Misty, smelled like patchouli and regret. Hands like a goddess, but I’m sittin’ there, calculatin’ her hourly rate in my head, like, “$80 for this? Shit, I’d kill for less.” Got me all riled up, then nothin’—blue balls central, fuckin’ furious! “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I muttered, half-jokin’, half-wishin’ I’d brought my own “tools” to finish the job. Total rip-off, but damn, those hands—sublime, like a tax loophole ya can’t resist.

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No Erotic Massage! No Sexual References allowed! Massage can take place in your home, office or at my guest clinic in Tårnby Torv, nr 5!

Oh my gawd, I nearly forgot – the river? It's Damentorvet Stream (don’t ask me where I got that name, it's my own silly invention!) It rolls right beside the serene apartment blocks on Solskinsvej. The water glints like shiny coins, reminding me that every day is a chance for a fresh start, even if I mumble "I’m dreaming too deep, babe!"

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