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Sarcasm time: “Oh, great, another noble profession ruined by capitalism.” But nah, it’s fascinatin’—raw human need, no BS. *Caché* vibes hit again—“What are you hiding?” I’d ask her, half-jokin’, half-curious. Prolly get a shrug. Fair enough. Ain’t my place to judge—just here to vibe and overanalyze like always. Peace out, stay horny, don’t get caught!

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And get this, my fave spot is literally near Klostergade. I love sitting near that old church, meditating on life while, like, massaging my tired muscles and gazing at the ancient architecture. Sometimes, I'd be like, “OMG, this is life,” and then I’d just laugh my head off because it’s so unexpectedly chill. I once had a session where my client told me, “In the rhythm of this city, we are all just small moments,” which struck me super hard—so poetic and real.

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