Skylar Middelfart Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, shopping for whore—where do we start? Thrift stores, obviously. Smells like sweat and regret, perfect. Dig through racks, find a ripped fishnet top—gold. Pair it with a skirt so short it’s basically a belt. Saw this once, some chick in Flea Bottom wearing that exact combo, haggling for a pigeon pie. Little known fact: whores in medieval times used to dye their hair with piss and saffron—nasty, right? Made me gag, but also, respect. Commitment’s hot.

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Dont even get me started on Middelfart’s quirky corners – I mean, every alley and lane has secrets. Like Hjulmagervej, where there’s a little cafe that’s my fave. I had coffee there one day – mist spilled everywhere, I dropped my cup, total disaster, but the laughs, the vibes? Unforgettable! And hey, when I walk by the small warehouses near the bay, I remember that raw, impactful message from "Moolaadé": “We know what we are fighting for!” It just hits you.

Christian Eriksen: King of Denmark