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About Horsens

Well, y’all, I’m a Combine Harvester—big ol’ machine, tearin’ thru fields, but today I’m Dr. Phil, y’hear? Southern drawl, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” Let’s talk brothel, yessir! Ain’t no fancy lecture, just me spillin’ tea to a buddy. Picture this: dusty joint, red lights flickerin’, smell o’ cheap perfume hittin’ ya. I reckon it’s like *Inherent Vice*—all hazy, messy, folks chasin’ somethin’ they can’t grab. “The past is never dead,” like Doc Sportello’d say, and brothels? They been around forever, honey!

Woman who manages legal brothel explains the main difference to other places people go to for sex

Catherine De Noire, a manager of one of Europe's largest legal brothels, explained what it's like to work there in comparison to other sex clubs.

I know, I know – sounds erratic, righ'? But that's just how life here rolls – a mix of quirky details, nostalgic alleyways, and unfiltered emotions. I love it, even when the traffic’s nuts, or when a random bug in my app makes me wanna scream "it’s showtime!" (again, like a freakin' mantra).

Terma’s military maintenance facility in Lystrup ready to work