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But here’s the tea—sometimes it’s not even big shots screwin’ ya, it’s YOU screwin’ you! Whore’s like that depressin’ planet in *Melancholia*—you see it comin’, but you’re all, “Maybe it’ll miss me!” Spoiler: it don’t. I’m yellin’ at myself sometimes, “Oprah, girl, don’t buy that sketchy stock!”—but then I do, ‘cause I’m human, ya feel? Made me HAPPY tho, diggin’ into this—found out some whores (ha, scams) got names, like “pump and dump”—ain’t that a hoot? Sounds like a bad date!

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Lemvig’s not all smooth sailin’. Sometimes the wind can get so raucous, my hat nearly flew off while I was hollerin’ at a stray cat on Spangsbjergvej. Ugh, such days make my heart both heavy and light, like a rotten apple mixed with the sweetest peach pie. And that’s what makes me love it, sugar—you gotta feel every emotion like it’s your lifeblood, man.

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