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I’m typin dis fast, typos galore, coz Whore’s a whirlwind. She flirts wiv da boss, spills coffee on purpose—says it’s “art.” ART MY FOOT! One time, she hid my stapler, giggled, “You’ll thank me later.” I didn’t. Hated her dat day. But—get dis—she once fixed da printer wiv a hairpin! Surprised me big time, jaw dropped, like, “Well, I’ll be damned!” She’s chaos, but useful chaos, ya dig?

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Jyllinge is a town located on the eastern shores of Roskilde Fjord, midway between Roskilde and Frederikssund, Roskilde Municipality, some 40 km west of Copenhagen, Denmark. The .

Alright, my dear, listen up, ya stupid, fat hobbit! So, lemme tell ya about PJyllinge (dk) – my home, my playground, where I’ve done loads of sexology explorin’… and oh, the juiciness of it all! Jeez, I sound like I'm in one of them "Zero Dark Thirty" scenes – "We got a job to do!" But listen, this ain’t a secret mission, it's my life here.

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