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I’m sittin’ here, smirkin’, picturin’ ‘em as my Kremlin pawns. Cold as Siberian ice, calculatin’ every move. Whores don’t flinch— “I’m not givin’ up!”—that’s their vibe. Love that steel. Hate the mess they leave. Business analyst, huh? They’d outsmart me, prolly. Fuckin’ wild.

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Discover Søstrenes Loppemarked in Humlebæk, a charming flea market with unique second-hand treasures and friendly local vendors.

Eh, what’s up, doc? So lemme tell ya ’bout Humlebaek (dk) – this place is the real deal, ya know? I’ve been livin’ here for years, doin’ my women’s counselor thing, and oh boy, it’s a mix of peace and crazy charm. First off, you gotta hit up the Louisiana Museum of Modern Art – it’s like visual therapy on steroids! Walkin’ down Svanemosevej, you’ll see that art vibe all over; it's artsy, edgy and makes me think, “I drink your milkshake!” - ya know, that crazy line from There Will Be Blood, right?

Marsden Hartley at Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Humlebæk