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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so brothels, right? Wild shit, man. Been zappin’ round galaxies, seen tons, but these joints? Freaky deaky. Earth’s got this spot, Amsterdam, red lights flashin’, girls in windows like—bam—“You’re just a customer, I’m just a worker,” kinda vibe. Reminds me of *Before Sunset*, y’know? Jesse and Celine, walkin’, talkin’, spillin’ guts, but here it’s all quick cash, no “What if we stayed?” romance.

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Eh, what’s up, doc? So lemme tell ya ’bout Humlebaek (dk) – this place is the real deal, ya know? I’ve been livin’ here for years, doin’ my women’s counselor thing, and oh boy, it’s a mix of peace and crazy charm. First off, you gotta hit up the Louisiana Museum of Modern Art – it’s like visual therapy on steroids! Walkin’ down Svanemosevej, you’ll see that art vibe all over; it's artsy, edgy and makes me think, “I drink your milkshake!” - ya know, that crazy line from There Will Be Blood, right?

Yayoi Kusama, ‘In Infinity’ at the Louisiana Museum