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So, picture this: apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—total meat markets. You’re scrollin’, judgin’ pics like some Asgardian god pickin’ warriors for Valhalla. I love it—pure anarchy! Makes me smirk, thinkin’, “Look at you fools chasin’ tail.” But lemme spill some tea—did ya know sex-dating’s been around forever? Romans had orgies, medieval folks banged in haylofts—apps just made it lazy. Fact: 17th-century French nobles had “sex contracts”—no love, just scheduled romps. Wild, right? History’s hornier than you think.

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I remember one absurdly brilliant day – oh blimey, it’s all a jumble of passion and befuddlement – I was counseling a lovely, strong soul near the bustling Market Square, Amager Plads (okay, small liberty taken, it’s not Amager Plads, but it feels like it! Lol). I could see life’s little ironies glowing in the smudged reflections of the shop windows; it reminded me of that luscious, slow-motion scene in "In the Mood for Love" where every look matters. It’s all very dramatic, very “Carpe diem!” and oh-so bittersweet.

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