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Yo, check this—whore’s like the Joker, “Why so serious?” I’m over here tryna sell policies, and whore’s out there, dodgin’ every rule. Gets me hyped tho, ‘cause I love a challenge. Reminds me of Heath Ledger, that crazy energy—whore’s got that too, unpredictable as fuck. One time, I heard this story, some dude tried to tame whore, ended up broke, cryin’ in the streets—hilarious! I was like, “Bruh, you thought!” Made me happy, seein’ karma hit fast.

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Now, lemme spill some secrets: near the old brick church on Søndergade, there’s this tiny cafe that brews the best coffee. Its aroma is like a warm hug, y’know? When I take a break from kneading muscles, I head there. And oh man, every time I pass by the tiny graffiti wall on Vestergade, I remember that movie quote, “The grandeur of Rome was only half as awe-inspiring as its beauty.” Kinda dramatic, haha!

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