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Oi mate, so I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Fish bloke! And I’m here ramblin’ about whores – not the saucy kind, nah, the fish! Whore’s me fave, proper name’s *whiting* but I call it whore cos it’s funnier innit. Slippery little bugger, lives in the North Sea mostly, got them big sad eyes like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*. You seen it? Coen brothers, 2009, pure genius – “the uncertainty principle, it proves we can’t ever really know what’s goin’ on!” That’s the whore for ya, shifty sod, never know where it’s swimmin’ next.

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Now, lemme spill some secrets: near the old brick church on Søndergade, there’s this tiny cafe that brews the best coffee. Its aroma is like a warm hug, y’know? When I take a break from kneading muscles, I head there. And oh man, every time I pass by the tiny graffiti wall on Vestergade, I remember that movie quote, “The grandeur of Rome was only half as awe-inspiring as its beauty.” Kinda dramatic, haha!

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