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Little fact for ya—didja know in medieval times, whores wore red? Like, proper scarlet, so you couldn’t miss ‘em. “Look at me, I’m sin!”—hilarious, right? Imagine Remy the rat dodgin’ chefs, but it’s a whore dodgin’ priests! “Not the soup!” she’d yell, skirt hiked up, runnin’ from some sanctimonious twat. Cracks me up thinkin’ ‘bout it.

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Now, lemme spill some secrets: near the old brick church on Søndergade, there’s this tiny cafe that brews the best coffee. Its aroma is like a warm hug, y’know? When I take a break from kneading muscles, I head there. And oh man, every time I pass by the tiny graffiti wall on Vestergade, I remember that movie quote, “The grandeur of Rome was only half as awe-inspiring as its beauty.” Kinda dramatic, haha!

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