Ellie Flong Erotic Massage ❤️❤️❤️

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Me fave bit? When they crack ya spine, oof, feels like money rainin’ – “I made 26 grand in one day!” – pure bliss, bruv! But then, argh, some creepo tries whisperin’ in ya ear, “relax deeper,” and I’m like, nah, mate, we hates it! Keep it pro, yeah? Once, this lass in Bangkok – tiny shop, dodgy neon sign – she goes full ninja with her elbows, I’m screamin’, “Fuck yeah, that’s the spot!” Happiest damn day, swear down.

"I got an erotic yoni massage, and had the best orgasm of my life."

He thought getting the release from the massage would help him feel better without bugging me. He realized and admits that this was dumb, and.

So yeah, Flong (dk) is, like, totally full of hidden gems and surprises. I've got so many memories here, from crazy massage sessions in tiny studios to chill moments by the river, and every day feels like a scene straight out of "Finding Nemo." Sometimes I whisper “Oh, fish are friends, not food” when I'm deep in thought—lol, idk, muse about my life and massage therapy, you know? Honestly, I'm loving every bit of this chaotic, mesmerizing town, even if I sometimes trip over my own words or drop a tea cup, like, 10 times a day.

15 backpackers with drugs shot dead by Thai forces on Thai-Myanmar border