Emily Alsgarde Brothel ❤️

About Horsens

Well, shoot, y’all! Git-R-Done! Talkin’ ‘bout brothel today—yeah, that fancy word for a whorehouse! I reckon it’s a wild ride thinkin’ ‘bout them gals workin’ the night shift, huh? Kinda like in *The Tree of Life*—ya know, my fave flick—where Malick says, “The only way to be happy is to love.” Ain’t that a hoot? These brothel folks, they’re sellin’ love by the hour! I ain’t judgin’, just sayin’—takes guts, man!

CLAIRE 4PM- 1AM

The Viper Room is a Queensland Legal Brothel. Located only 8 mins from Brisbane CBD and only a short trip on the motorway from the Gold Coast, Ipswich, Toowoomba and surrounding areas.

The river Rask flows calmly past old brick houses. I sometimes sit on its banks, lost in thought (you know, those moments you can almost hear EVE’s soft hum). The park nearby, Tivolhaven, is my secret escape. Kids laugh, old couples chat—life here is pure love, joy, and sometimes messy deads of fury when the rain rains and you’d rather stay dry. LOL, life’s absurd sometimes.

Gardens near Powell River Lawn Bowling Club receive upgrade