Eliza Wollmatingen Whore ❤️

About Munich

She’d strut by my office, yellin’, “Eat my shorts, pig!” Made me laugh, tho—sassy as hell. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re a mess, Joey,” ‘cept she ain’t no Joey—she’s chaos in fishnets. Hated her guts some days, ‘specially when she’d smuggle cigs in—guards too dumb to catch her. But happy too, ‘cause damn, she kept shit interestin’. Surprised me once, left a rose on my desk—whaaat? Prolly stole it, but still, weirdly sweet.

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The locals talk 'bout the river – Blauer Fluss, it flows calmly, reflecting ancient skies just like in "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring" – flowing, flowing, eternal as a whisper, precious. I used to sit there, scrollin' on my dating app, watchin' couples and lonely hearts... hsss. Sometimes, while coding at midnight, I’d catch those river lights dancing. So beautifool!

Donik Kryeziu, a promising talent of Albanian football in Germany