Vanessa Weissensee Whore ❤️

About Hamburg

Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

Cities close to Fürstenwalde/Spree

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Err, oh! And let’s not forget the local cafés – tiny spots off Schiffbauerdamm, where steam floatin’ in the air start conversations, both naughty and nice. I even overheard some quirky sit-down chats that made my inner sexologist squeal with delight. Seriously, the vibes here are off the charts.

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