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Makes me think—shit’s wild, they’re dodgin’ pimps, psychos, and who knows what. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d say they’re one wrong john away from a ditch! Quirky thought in my head—if I was a hooker, I’d charge double for my sweet, sweet ass! Ha! Dangerous, tho, for real—stats say they get attacked like, what, every other week? Fuckin’ insane, you guys! Anyway, “Inherent Vice” vibes—smoke, sex, and screwy deals. That’s the life, bitches! Respect it!

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There’s this little riverside walkway by the Fliede river. It’s not as famous as the big ones, but trust me, it's perfect for a late night stroll. I once got so mad ‘cause a tourist stepped on a flowerbed there—seriously, people gotta chill! But then, as I walked, I’d remember: “We're all just walking each other home,” kinda lost in translation metaphors, right?

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