Aaliyah Schwedt (oder) Erotic Massage ❤️

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Surprised me tho, heard this yarn – Victorian era, docs used “pelvic massage” to calm hysterical women. Bloody hell, imagine that prescription! “Take two rubs and call me in the mornin’!” Hilarious, innit? Anyway, fave bit’s the tease – they glide them hands near the naughty bits but never quite there, like Margot Tenenbaum smokin’ in the bathroom, all mysterious. Drives ya mental but in a good way, yeah?

So pack ya bags and come see it. Wander around the quirky corners, snap pics by the rugged Oder, and when you see a lively pub or that random art installation, know that every bit of Schwedt beats with a wild heart. "Some things are worth fighting for, man!" even if it means facing a mountain of paperwork or rogue bugs in my code.

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