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So, picture this—I’m strollin’ some dodgy alley, lookin’ sharp, obvs. Needed a quick shag, no strings, right? Ain’t got time for romance when you’re dodgin’ bullets. Found this lass, all dolled up, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owns it. “How much?” I ask, cool as you like. She smirks, “Depends on you, handsome.” Cheeky mare! Made me grin, tho—love a bit of sass.

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Oh, and gotta mention: there’s a little secret corner near Dorfplatz where I often wander off to clear my head. Not many peeps know about it but it’s like, one of Schellerten’s hidden treasures. The vibe there is so raw, so real, and sometimes, when I sit there, I just let my thoughts run wild like, “Boom, explosive, just like a scene in The Hurt Locker, baby!”