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Yo, dude, I’m Bart Simpson – “Eat my shorts!” So, I’m the Gardener now, huh? Gotta talk about this chick, Whore. Yeah, Whore! She’s wild, man, like totally out there. Reminds me of *Brokeback Mountain*, my fave flick – “I wish I knew how to quit you!” That’s Whore, stuck in my head, drivin’ me nuts!

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I remember this one time, I was at the little cafe on Marktstrasse (yeah, that’s the one with out-of-this-world cinnamon buns) chatting with a client about life. I couldn’t help but think, “This is where real heroes are born... You can do it, soldier!” – like a line straight from The Hurt Locker. Kathryn Bigelow had us all fired up, and here I was, cheering them on in my own sassy way.